How to Communicate

 How to Communicate 

I get it... Talking is hard.

    Talking to women... MAN! Impossible.

    But rest assured my friend, talking to women is not hard, neither is having a relationship or friendship with one. It's actually very rewarding and nice to have.

    You ever miss your mom, so much sometimes that you wish you could just lay in her arms and think you were a seven-year-old back on the farm when you dad just left and she couldn't work throughout the winter, so all you had for heating were the old blankets?

    Woman can help.

You see... Women are are very good healers and love to communicate with you, I know that might sound hard to believe, because I know you've tried and it's failed. But maybe you're just doing it wrong and I can show you how to have that relationship with your opposite gendered allies.

• Tell them how you feel... When woman say "how are you?" they are really saying "Is anything wrong?" in which you should be completely honest with them, even if you don't want to. If you tell your women what is happening to cause you stress or happiness, they will love it and eat it up like pie. 
• Listen to them. Women love to talk, but some don't and that's fine too, but most do. So listen to them, they have very cool things to say. Sometimes they may seem a bit crazy, but you got to remember you were the one that chugged four cases of imported Russia beer on top of that antique table your grandma got from Italy last summer, so think about that before you go further.

Fighting

No one likes verbal or physical arguing, unless you are a professional fighter, but I'm not sure that many professional wrestlers have trouble getting women like you do. 

    So let me tell you how to deal with an angry female.

    Just use the R.A.T system, it's as easy as that.

• Recount. Think on what you did wrong. I know you don't do many things wrong, just look in the mirror, you are a stand up champ. But maybe something you did angered her in someway. Think like a women in that moment and you may find the answer.
• Apologize. Women know when you are lying, but have a soft spot to apologies, they won't know if you know what you're apologizing for. Some will just like you better for apologizing, even if they aren't mad in the first place.
• Talk. This is the main one, you have to talk to them and maybe ask a few question while doing so. I know it really hurts your pride to get yelled at by a woman, but sometimes it helps their self-esteem. If you do talk to them, 9 times out of 10, you will get the answer you need, and the whole thing will be resolved. Unless you did some bad things like cheat or hit her... Then there is no apologizing, you just have to leave the friendship.