How to Flirt 101

 How to Flirt with Women

This is the big one men. 

    I understand you are lonely, either that or you think it's time to settle down and get yourself a woman of your own.

    There are many ways to do this, but the best way is to flirt...

but it's a dangerous game, so I'll teach you how.

First step:

    Find a woman, this may seem easy in thought, but finding the right woman is hard. Especially when a lot of woman are either taken, gay or underage, sometimes all three. Be make sure to ask first before you start flirting.    

    Once you find the prefect woman that you know you would have a chance with, (be honest with yourself), you can move on to step 2.

Second Step: 

    Start a conversation with said woman. If you followed everything in step one, you know for a fact that they can do all the things that you can. So start a conversation about your interests, tell them a bit about the time you and the boys went out 4th wheeling, or to earn extra points with them, tell them how much you love your mom... If you don't, just make up a female relative you love, it won't make much difference. 

    Allow her to talk to, if she talks back that means she doesn't think you are a creep that just started to her and wants to continue this. If it is a woman you already know, you don't have to worry about this. (Make sure to listen, not just pretend, woman can tell)

Third Step:

    Give a small sign to show you are interested, no touch, just in the way you talk 

    Think of this as window shopping, if you touch the glass, an employee is going to come and ask you to stop. 

     You can use one of the following lines I have prepared if you don't get what I'm talking about.

• "You know you look very pretty when you smile"
• "*recount to something she passionate about*"
• Make a joke about how lonely you are and wish you had a partner like her
• "I would love to spend more time with you"

If she doesn't look at you weirdly, I think you're golden, you can continue on, if not, just leave the conversation and maybe apologize in a couple days.

Final Step:

Ask her on a date. But not to the movies, only beta men ask woman to movies.