Making Friends

 How do I make female friends


Same-Sex friends are amazing, they like all the same things that you do like
  • Football
  • Beer
  • Wood Work
  • Sport
But women don't like those things you may tell yourself one day, while doing all these activities with your 'homies'. But here's the magic pal, some women actually LIKE to drink beer, especially when watching sport games.
    How do I find these women? And how to I become friends with them?
    Well hold your horses men, there are somethings you have to learn about women/men friendship before you even set out to find them.

Differences between friends and lovers

There is a big difference between having girl friends and having a girlfriend, it may seem like common knowledge but I lot of men get this mixed up. So don't feel bad if you are one of them, I am here to explain it for you.

For example:
  1. You can't kiss your friends on the lips, most friends don't like any part of your body touching their face at all... Make sure to ask them first before hand.
  2. You can't have sex with your friends... If I need to explain this to you, you may need professional help.
  3. Flirting may not be appreciate between friends, especially women friends that already feel threatened by your presence. Make sure to not say things like "you are very sexy" or "I really think your boobs look neat"
Once you realize the boundaries of friendship, you can go out and find friends that are women, you may even realize that in your adventures, you like doing girl stuff. That doesn't make you any less of a man, sometimes it's nice to get your nails painted with the fires of hell, or you favourite hockey team. 
    Just treat them as you would any of your guy friends and that would be golden, unless you sexualize your guy friends, then just don't have friends... You're a terrible person that way.


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